Wednesday, August 15, 2007

I OBJECT!!!!

On the grounds that there isn't a STUD LATTE!!! I'm tired of the GUYS getting all the fun. I want some hott stud to wait on me wearing a cop uniform or a military uniform or a used car salesman uniform!!!!!! Ok, scratch that last one. I got caught up on the moment.

9 comments:

~Fathairybastard~ said...

Hey baby, any woman worth her salt who can't get almost any guy to wear a fake uniform when there's cooze in it for him, has got problems of her own. I'm just sayin'... 'cause most of us are hard up most of the time, and willing to do just about anything, unless you're so big that you'd have to be hoisted in by helicopter.

*Goddess* said...

Hey, fat girls need loving, too!!! LOL.

As IF we could find a helicopter with that high of a weight limit...

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Well looks like I'm on to a winner at last! Chewy is shipping me a slave over as we speak - I can't wait!!! (She did say he's not much of a looker, and I'm to meet him with a dog-leash, but hey - he does housework AND foot massage, who the hell cares what he looks like?)

BBC said...

Um, well, I'm in shape and trim. For my age that is. And I like women that are in shape and trim. Sex is such a visual thing you know.

It's a proven fact that heavy folk don't get much sex, just saying. :-)

Being as this is blog land I of course have no idea if you are heavy or not. But I do like to think of you as trim. Hugs.

*Goddess* said...

Geez, a girl wears a size 52 mumu and suddenly she's "fat".

I wasn't objecting on the grounds that I couldn't get a guy to wear a costume for me in PRIVATE, but on the grounds that there's no CLUB/BAR/RESTAURANT (whatevah that place is) where they'll parade around in public wearing one for chicks like there is for the guys.

*Goddess* said...

Carol, get me one, too!!!

Chewy said...

Ut, oh, word's getting around. Now you all want one. I bet I can even find one in a uniform for Goddess. There was a cop in New Jersey... Mistress D had him crawling around scrubbing the floor while her and I sipped wine. Even had my feet massaged that time.

*Goddess* said...

Billy, I think to think of myself as trim, too...

*Goddess* said...

A COP??!! They do those sorts of things? I'm gonna have to call the station and see if I can get me one;)