Tuesday, August 14, 2007

from the "what the hell was he thinking?!" file....

Did you read the story about the guy in Kentucky who robbed a liquor store while wearing a duct tape "mask"? What an idiot.
Kasey Kazee only got a small amount of money before the owner chased him down with a baseball bat. How the HELL did he think he'd blend in on the street after the robbery with all that duct tape on his face?! Talk about standing out like a sore thumb...

9 comments:

Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

Oh well, it beats being held up with a gun, I guess. What a loser, eh? (snigger)

H2o said...

Nothing like having your eyebrows done with ducktape.

SpongyBones said...

Hey now don't go and blow my cover. I was just trying to blend in to the gray of the pavement is all ... give a crook some credit will ya!

~Fathairybastard~ said...

Almost never do they display the wisdom that would have disuaded them from a life of crime in the first place. How drunk or high would one need to be to think that was a good idea?

*Goddess* said...

Apparently not high enough to think about how the stuff has to come off, FHB. Becky was right...duct taping the eyebrows? No thanks!

The only dangerous weapon he possessed, Carol, was his (lack of a) brain.

I guess in your line of work, SB, you're not used to seeing people standing UPright;)

Mushy said...

I guess he didn't get no good learning there in Kentucky!

Chewy said...

A stickup without a gun! And he didn't grab a bottle of booze? Idiot!

BBC said...

No, I didn't spot that story. They should leave it on him for a week before they remove it. I'm pretty sure it will remove his blackheads.

What a fucking way to get a facial. LOL

SpongyBones said...

Damn does this mean duct tape can't cure stupid!