Tuesday, July 24, 2007

what happens in my trailer stays in my trailer

ATP writes: "Dear Goddess,
The following is apparently a true fact:
Women who read romance novels make love twice as many times as those who do not read them. Do you agree or disagree?"
Well, in all fairness, I don't know how often those who DON'T read them are having sex, but GOOD romance novels--ones where there's lots of sexual tension between the characters--make me EXTREMELY horny, every bit as much as a good porn vid would. And Mr. G has been on the receiving end of that lots of times.

I watched "Saving Grace" last night and LOVED IT. It's a new series on TNT.

I have discovered THEE PERFECT time to get my teeth cleaned by Chatty Cathy. Remember how she drove me nuts last time and took over an hour to do my teeth while she yakked on and on about her "omg, he was gay!" ex-bf and
his love of theater? Gawd, somebody make up a t shirt please to pass out to these clueless chicks: men+love of theater=GAY. Anywho, I had a noon appointment today, and I said, "Don't you guys eat lunch at noon?"
She said, "No, we go from 12:30-1." Let me tell you, I was out of that chair in under 20 minutes. Everybody sing: "And that's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it uh huh uh huh."

I read an interview the other with the guys behind COPS and the one guy said that people are often accusing of mugging it up for the camera, but he said it wasn't true. Then added, "they don't even see the camera." Um, hello?
How could they NOT? Unless all cops are followed around by guys with huge lights and cameras. In an interview that was released right before the 600th ep aired
John Langley said, "Yeah, they're very receptive. I mean, we have people say "Get that damn news camera out of my face," and my crew will say, "We're not with the news, we're with 'Cops'," and they'll go "Cool!"
Aren't playing to the camera, huh?

Drew Carey is replacing Bob Barker. Bob is supposedly fine with it. Well, sure Bob is fine with it. He's probably hoping like hell Drew flubs up, thus securing Bob's place in history as Most Beloved Host of The Price is Right. LOL...
I think maybe they should have auditoned several people and let the people vote on their favorite, American Idol style.
I don't watch Price often, but I'm bummed they didn't pick John O'Hurley.

Mr. G and I are going out to a fanceee restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. Ok, ok, we're going to Ryan's Steakhouse.
And no, I WON'T be taking pics of my food and posting it. I'll leave that to the professionals, Mushy & FHB.
I'm still at that stage of my life where I just enjoy eating the food, not preserving it for all time in photos.


BBC said...

"Women who read romance novels make love twice as many times as those who do not read them. Do you agree or disagree?"

Umm, got me. The last woman I lived with was just a good old country gal that liked to watch animals screw, and never read romance novels, and liked to watch me screw her.

For movies I like to watch romantic comedies, and the more sex, the better.

Umm, whats my name, where am I?

BBC said...

Okay, actually, a lot of women that read those books are so messed up that the only sex they get is in those books. Just saying.

Lin said...

Happy Anniversary!

Mushy said...

Congrats on the anniversary and it's always good to know that people you care about are gettin' it regularly.

Com'on...if we can't see that face, we should be able to see what goes into it. I'm talking about pictures of food, not Mr. G!

*Goddess* said...

Haha! Good one, Mushy;)

Thanks, Lin!

Billy, surveys say that the chicks who read romance novels are college educated, have good paying jobs and are, unfortunately, living with some doofus who doesn't know what "foreplay" is. THAT'S why they have to read the books;)

*Goddess* said...

Whoops, I meant to say "most chicks who read..."

Anonymous said...

Our SIL reads nothing but romance novels. That prompts Joe and I to mock her mercilessly behind her back. I suggested this past weekend we should get her a gift card for $50 for her birthday last week but he just laughed the idea off, stating he was afraid she would probably OD on Halequin romance novels. Hee.

And she's only got high school education, she runs a MacDonalds' morning shift crew, I have no idea what her sex life is like (thanks), I have no idea if the BIL knows what foreplay is but they have two kids so I'm sure he was able to make babies even without that knowledge.

Personally, I love erotica. I read a lot of it online. www.literotica.com is my fave site to peruse.


Shrink Wrapped Scream said...

I hate mushy novels, a gritty true life crime/slasher/serial killer novel or at least a juicy who-dun-it is the route for me. Still, it doesn't exactly enhance our sex life, hubby usually sleeps with one eye open after checking out my reading material!!

R.A.M. said...

My mother in law reads those type of books. Enough said........