1. Travel Europe - extensively2. Become financially stable (this should be #1)3. Visit the areas of Canada my mom and grandmother are from4. Visit Scotland (basically the whole UK) to see where my ancestors are from5. Get married and live happily ever after ;)
1. See Goddess' face!2. Hike to the bottom and back out of the Grand Canyon.3. Hike the Appalachian Trail.4. Climb Mt. Washington.5. Have one night with Ashley Judd.As you can see...ain't none of this gonna happen!
1. Leave my wife debt-free.2. Be able to run and jump like a striped-assed ape again!3. Buy fresh ammo for the wife to use when her family suddenly decides to LOVE HER again after my demise...4. DREAM about one night with Jennifer Love-Hewitt...AND...5. Hope I kick-off BEFORE I have to see Goddess' face.......!!!
My face? Nobody wants to see my voluptuous body??Watch it, Bruno;)
BTW, Bruno, "DREAM" about one night with JLH? Can't you do that already??
1. Be a merry widow.2. Publish books that out-sell JK Rowling.3. Celebrate my 150th birthday.4. Have all my kids leave home.5. Turn up at your door when you least expect it..
150?! Can you imagine how many of those years your kids will have you languishing in a home, Carol? (And not theirs, either...)
150? To hell with that, I would have to work until I'm 120 and work is way too frigging overrated. I'll take a nice fresh new body thank you. 150 years is too long without a rest.1: Have spiritual sex with my Goddess.2: See the Christians bogeyman God go away.3: See world peace.4: See above.5: See above.
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