I read in the paper today that Ike Turner is not angry that St. Louis Mayor Francis Slay refused a request to celebrate "Ike Turner Day."
Hmm, I wonder what one would do on Ike Turner Day? Slap the crap out of your spouse?
I read a review of the Simpson's movie that said the first 20 minutes were hilarious.
Hmm, considering the movie is 85 minutes in length, I'm not sure if that's a good sign or a bad sign.
Uh oh....I'm two years over the limit. Time to start shaving my goatee....
I can't help it, the "hello kitty, goodbye dignity" line has me LMAO.