WELCOME TO MY 1,000th POST!!!!
Because this is such a milestone in my Blogger history, I couldn't help but think this post should be really, really funny, exciting and special.
Immediately, I thought, "Why the hell should it? None of the preceding 999 were anything to brag about. I don't want to start some sort of unhealthy precedent where these people think I'll be funny and exciting every day."
Then I thought, "Hey, let's just dazzle 'em with my ability to hunt down and upload clip art!" Wheeeeeee!