I. AM. LIVID.
I came home from work early today and there was a line of kids from my
front stoop to the driveway, all holding a five dollar bill in their hands.
When I pushed my way into the trailer, I saw Male Offspring #1 holding a fistful of dollahs and some JACKASS popping wheelies in the living room on MY beloved Hoveround.
Turns out sumdumson has found a way to make a quick buck without having to get himself a J.O.B.........which is more than I can say for myself. Mutter, mutter.
But he WILL pay for defiling my sweet, sweet Hoveround.
Since my boss is in the hospital again, I think now might be a good time to switch careers. I think I might become a fortune teller like Mrs. Grace.
She conned thousands from people simply by telling them she'd crush the curse that was on them. She used the old bloody egg scam to convince people they had a curse on them and then PRESTO! for a mere thousands of dollars, Mrs. Grace made the curse go away. One woman gave her 160k AND property in the course of a year. Hell, I could use property, and I'm certainly more than willing to crush curses to get some.
Or maybe I could become a hooker. Lord knows attractiveness has nothing to do with it. Hey, I watch COPS, I KNOW attractiveness has nothing to do with it.