I can't WAIT for my neighbor to get his stupid garage built. Yesterday I was
hell bent on sleeping in and he had the cement floor poured at 6:30 a.m. I didn't even know there WAS a 6:30 a.m. on your day off. I thought it was illegal. They didn't finish till after 10, so there was no chance of going back to sleep then.
Yesterday I had my first tomato sandwich of the season. Moments later, I promptly informed Mr. G that I'm "sick of tomatoes."
(I enjoy dicking with him....in more ways than one.) Last week he brought home two pints of delicious looking strawberries, and made a point of telling me he bought them just for me. Uh huh. So I took one, ate it and said, "Ok, I'm sick of strawberries now." LOL!
Before I reveal my secret family tomato sandwich recipe, I want you to know I'm NOT trying to compete with Stacey, who keeps posting pics of meals that look like they came straight from the pages of Delicious Food Magazine. (If there were such a thing.) And I'm not competing
with Mushy, either. Despite the fact that he has a whole doggone site devoted to his cooking, as if eating is a daily occurance at his house.
A whole site, Stacey. Just about the cooking.
On to the tomato sandwich recipe: Toast two slices of bread lightly. (Or darkly, as if I give a shit.) Butter and slather with Miracle Whip. Seriously, just like the dog in the commercial, if you don't have MW, forget the whole damn sandwich. Now this next part of the recipe is really important: cut tomato into thin slices. Nothing ruins a tomato sandwich more than some inexperienced jackass trying to cram a whole tomato between two slices of toast. Layer tomato slices onto toast, season with salt and pepper. Slice into four equal triangles cuz that's the way Mom always did it! Eat and repeat until your bellyaches. Trust me, you won't find a culinary masterpiece like that on Stacey's or Mushy's sites.