Sunday, May 20, 2007
Houston, we have achieved birthday status!!
"Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
I looooove hott cops and .... and....it's my birrrrthday, too."
It doesn't have to rhyme, damn it! It's my birthday!
My age, you ask? I am officially one year older than I was last year.
The dancing penis is going to help me celebrate---->
I was listening to the radio on the way to work this morning and I heard a commercial for Match.com. They GUARANTEE you a match within 6 months.
Yes, I can see it now:
Psycho applying for the perfect woman: "List your favorite activities: I enjoy murdering people, cooking them on my stove and putting them in my freezer to gnosh on at a later date."
Match.com: "We've found the perfect match for you! She sells appliances for a living!"
Ok for some funky reason Blogger keeps changing the comments thingy to "don't allow." ARRRGGGHHH!!