Tuesday, February 06, 2007

hey now you're an all star

Anybody else finding the NASA love triangle way more interesting than the space program?
Apparently one female astronaut went after another female because she thought she was after her man--a male astronaut.
Who knew astronauts were so sexed up? I thought they were so focused on walking on da moon that they didn't have time to deal with their urges.
Lisa Nowak, who served on the International Space Station last year, traveled 900 miles--wearing a diaper so she wouldn't
have to make unnecessary stops--to meet the woman as she departed from her flight.
She pepper sprayed her and was going to kidnap her, but was arrested. Good thing Nowak wasn't behind the wheel of the space shuttle when she found out about this alleged romantic competition. She might have steered them all into a ditch....or a neighboring solar system.
But now this whole story has me thinking: wearing diapers so you don't have to stop at public restrooms. Hmmmm, the lazier I get, the more intriguing that sounds.

Damn it. My EasyBake Oven has--I mean, the kid's Easy Bake Oven--has been recalled because some kids are burning themselves when their fingers get caught in the oven door. Well, that's what ya get when you try to eat the stuff before it's fully baked! What is wrong with these kids? Even I know that you should bypass the baking stage completely and eat the batter raw.

5 comments:

BRUNO said...

About the only way it could've been better, is if the "love triangle" consisted of an AC/DC relationship for all involved. But, hey, it's still early! Besides, what would YOU do, if somebody canned your ass up in a space station for a couple weeks? I mean, hey, I like small crowds, but damn, I also like a close exit door...

Cherrie said...

I KNEW someone would talk about this odd story from that bastion of all-American heroes, NASA. And I thought getting burnt to a cinder when tiles fall off a 30-year-old space shuttle reentering the atmosphere was all astronauts had to worry about . . .

Jason said...

Why can't women stalk me? That would be so cool! ;-)

Goddess said...

Bruno, the weird thing is they were never on a mission together!

LOL! Good point, Cherrie.

Where are those badge bunnies when ya need them, eh, Jason?

BRUNO said...

True, Goddess! But, once again, we jumped on the story too soon! They said today that she and "her target of affection" had once TRAINED together. And the irony of it, she's still on the NASA program! And people damn the Marine Corps for messin' with peoples' minds! Maybe she would've made a better Marine---but I would imagine she would have trouble with their motto, "Semper-Fi!"