Anybody else finding the NASA love triangle way more interesting than the space program?
Apparently one female astronaut went after another female because she thought she was after her man--a male astronaut.
Who knew astronauts were so sexed up? I thought they were so focused on walking on da moon that they didn't have time to deal with their urges.
Lisa Nowak, who served on the International Space Station last year, traveled 900 miles--wearing a diaper so she wouldn't
have to make unnecessary stops--to meet the woman as she departed from her flight.
She pepper sprayed her and was going to kidnap her, but was arrested. Good thing Nowak wasn't behind the wheel of the space shuttle when she found out about this alleged romantic competition. She might have steered them all into a ditch....or a neighboring solar system.
But now this whole story has me thinking: wearing diapers so you don't have to stop at public restrooms. Hmmmm, the lazier I get, the more intriguing that sounds.
Damn it. My EasyBake Oven has--I mean, the kid's Easy Bake Oven--has been recalled because some kids are burning themselves when their fingers get caught in the oven door. Well, that's what ya get when you try to eat the stuff before it's fully baked! What is wrong with these kids? Even I know that you should bypass the baking stage completely and eat the batter raw.