So I was checking online for email valentines and I saw a "crush" category. Puhleeze. They had cards with fuzzy bears and sweet little puppies. Screw that.
<--*These* are great Valentine's Day cards for your "crushee". I sent these to Mike South, before
we came to an "agreement"--I agreed to stop stalking him and he agreed not to call the cops.
Now I stay at his place when he's not home. Wheeeee! It all comes out in the wash. Enjoy!