Just a little something to get you in the mood......for Christmas, of course.
Tomorrow is World Orgasm Day so I spent last night 'practicing'. Took me several tries, but I think I know what I'm doing now.
The best things in the world, according to a poll taken by kids under the age of 10:
1. Being a Celebrity
2. Good Looks
3. Being Rich
4. Being Healthy
5. Pop Music
8. Nice Food
9. Watching Films
Poor God. He lost out to KFed, lasagne and Yentl...sigh.
At this stage of my life, I would rank the top five: God, health, family, being rich, friends.