Overtime Hawg called me last night boohoo'ing about how she was too sick to work today and would I switch with her?
I don't want to refuse to change days when someone is genuinely sick, and since we're heading into
cold/flu season and I might need to switch, I agreed. The dipshit fucker called me at work a few minutes
ago and said, "I don't feel too bad. I really could have worked today."
Wonderful. See how far you get the *next* time you pull the "I'm sick" routine on me.
The repeat of COPS that I watched was one that made absolutely no sense. A cop
stops a car with two chicks and a guy. The guy is driving and he says he "thinks" the car
belongs to his niece and he "thinks" her name is Blah Blah. A few minutes later when the cop asks for his ID,
he casually mentions, "That's my niece in the backseat." A female cop comes along and says to the
chick in the back, "Are you related to him?" She says, "No," and then "He's my uncle."
The cop says, "So you *are* related to him?" And the chick says, "Yes, I didn't understand your question."
THEN the driver says, "I'm not going to lie, she's not my niece. She's really my wife." What a bunch of doofuses.
I always like it when they say "I'm not going to lie" right after they've lied.