Saturday, November 04, 2006

saturday's hee haw

A very self-important college freshman attending a
recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to
understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost
primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to
hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes,
space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited
Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with
light-speed processing and...," pausing to take another drink of beer .

The Senior took advantage of the break in the
student's litany and said, You're right, son. We didn't have those things when
we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant
little fart, what are you doing for the next generation?"

1 comment:

Mushy said...

Yahoo...ammo for the next round at the sports bar! Thanks.