Monday, October 23, 2006

monday's hee haw!

I saw this on one of the forums I frequent and thought it was a hoot.....

Dear Abby

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if
she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went
berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway,
I have never broached the subject with my
wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last
night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I
was going to park my Harley Davidson Heritage next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
comes home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I
noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little
oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,

Bubba

2 comments:

Mushy said...

There are more important things in life than a cheatin' woman!

You can have a lot of women in life, but may only get to own one Harley!

Priorities guys!

frhe sjgg said...

WTF ??? Only a guy's priorities could be so skewed..... snicker.

AE

course now if my hubby was a possibly stepping out on me and it was follow up on that or go to the shoe sale at Nordstrom's, well.....