Saturday, October 14, 2006

barenaked ladies

My alarmist relative has once again sent me an interesting email forward. This time it's an email campaign against NBC.
Apparently they are planning to show Madonna's crucifixion scene but refused to show Danish newspaper cartoons depicting Muhammed in a "negative light." From this, the super duper Christian bridgade has decided that NBC has respect for Muslims, but no respect for Christians. My cuz wants me to email NBC and complain. Will I? Hell, no.
Who on this planet hasn't figured out by now that Madonna will say or do anything to get attention? And really, who gives a shit anymore?
I don't care if she has a cross coming out of her butthole at this point. She's childish and an attention whore of the worst kind. And I'm doing the best thing I can do in the circumstances, ignoring her. And if these people had any sense, they'd do the same thing.
Now the funny thing about this email is that it provides a LINK of pictures showing Madonna's crucifixion scene! LOL! Way to give her MORE publicity.

It was sad to see Arnold Palmer tearing up today when he announced he would no longer play tournament golf.
But can you imagine how great it would be to do something that you love for 60 years and make good money doing it?

Did you hear about the teen who posted a pic of Bush along with the words, "Kill Bush"
and was yanked out of class by the Secret Service?
She said they "yelled" and "were unnecessarily mean".
Mean? LOL. The twit threatened the President. What does she expect?
But still, I I find that mean behavior rather shocking.
We all know the Secret Service guys are such pussy cats.

This morning when I was listening to CNN, I heard a story about young boys and anorexia.
It's becoming a growing problem with the male population now, too.
Apparently the boys are being influenced by muscle magazines and muscle bound action figures.
But what is the toy industry to do? You can't have a fat action hero. "Look, kids! Up in the sky! Is it a bird?
Is it a plane? No, it's 4000 Calories A Day Man! He's --holy shit! Scatter! He's dropping like a stone!"

Ok, that commercial for 36 hour Cialis is TACKY. Grandma and Grandpap are heading up the steps to the bedroom---and
they're not planning on knitting sweaters for the homeless, kids. Anywho, the doorbell rings and it's the kids with the grandkids.
While the kids are playing in the background, Grandma is whispering dirty talk into Grandpap's ear and it CREEPS ME OUT!! Besides, if my guy is going to take a 36 hour pill, we are gonna be BANGING IT FOR THE FULL 36 HOURS!!

I was watching UFC Unleashed with Mr. G and I have to say, fighter Chuck Liddell is rather attractive, doggone it. He's a manly man that gets my motor running.

Check this out. It's an old trailer with an "upstairs". Mushy mentioned them and I have to admit, I've never seen one. But, of course, you can see by the date that it's way, way, wayyyyyy before my time.

Speaking of my running motor, we have just ended week five with no Kia.
It was all I could do not to call up the ASSHOLE who promised us we'd have a gas tank "by the end of this week" and ream him out.
The only thing holding me back is the fact that he's the person in charge of getting us a tank.
Fuck with him and I'm sure he'll "forget" to call Korea. And this is what's making me really angry, though.
He keeps telling us that he's in contact with Kia Motors in Korea every few days. Ok you fucking ask them if they have a tank
and the answer should be "yes" or more than likely "no". Why do we need to keep "checking" with them?
The fact that they keep putting us off tells me they don't have one.

I don't get why celebrities lie about the obvious. Like Madonna saying over
and over that she wasn't going to adopt a child. THEN she adopts a child. Oy.
What's the big secret? Not like everyone isn't going to find out anyway. That's the reason why I tend to believe
rather than disbelieve the things that I see in The Enquirer and rags like it.
Because if they out and out lie about obvious things without compunction, I tend to think they'll lie about other stuff, too.

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