Justin Timberlake is "bringing back sexy"??!! Yeah sure, if you think a gayish looking stringbean with peach fuzz is sexy.
I'm really upset this morning. I came out of the shower, dropped my towel and yelled, "TA DA!!!!"
and Holly never even GLANCED up from her bone! Granted, she's not my target audience, but let's face it,
if I can't get the four legged varitey of animal to look at me, what's the chances I'll get the two legged ones doing a double take??
Speaking of Holly, I had to call the phone company today because they still haven't taken off some of the extras I asked them to take off two and a half months ago. Well, I got that stupid automated system where the chick assures you she "can help you with that." I've learned that she can help you with every request except "I want to talk to a FREAKING. CUSTOMER. SERVICE. REP!!"
Anyway, Holly was sitting beside me, watching me closely on the off chance I might suddenly burst into fun,
and the automated lady starts through the menu. After a couple choices, Holly barked and the lady says, "I'm sorry. I didn't understand your request,"
and that starts her cycling through the entire menu again. She was halfway through the options, and Holly began growling under her breath. I was afraid she'd interrupt her before she finished again, and I went "knock it off!" which, of course, fugged up the phone company chick.
Ugh. She had to repeat everything about six times before I finally got a human being.
It's funny but it seems like every new comedy that comes out is trying to duplicate the success of Friends. I got bored with Friends fairly quickly.
By the end of season two, I was outtie. Ross seemed to get on my nerves and I don't have much patience with shows in which one character likes another but can't seem to tell them. That annoys me and I find myself wanting to scream "Life is too short!! GROW A PAIR!" at the tv.
Only one more day until I win my bet with Mike South. WOOT!!
My favorite part of this story was the headline, "Judges' Bus Riding Punishment Devastates Teens." LOL! If *this* is all it takes to devastate them, one can only wonder how'll they function in society when they are old enough to hold down a job. "McDonald's Manager Devastated By Fry Shortage"....
PORTAGE, Ind. --"Teens not complying will be fined and have their licenses suspended. An Indiana judge fed up with teenage traffic violators is kicking them in the seat -- the driver's seat. Porter Superior Judge Julia Jent is sentencing the ticketed teens to the embarrassment of riding the school bus, if they are found guilty in her courtroom. Jent got the idea after a girl in her court for a moving traffic violation appeared not to take seriously either the offense or the possible fine. The judge, who has teenage grandchildren, said she knew she had reached the teen when she ordered her to park her car and ride the school bus and the girl started crying outside her courtroom. With that, she figured she found the right punishment. Jent also warns parents they could be held in contempt of court if they drive their child to school. Jent said making teenagers ride the bus also makes them take their driving violations seriously. Jent sent a memo to every law enforcement agency in her jurisdiction, telling them that all moving traffic citations involving drivers age 16 to 18 must be seen by her. She doesn't want their parents to pay a fine or have teens pay the fine and not tell mom and dad. If the teens violate the order to ride the bus, their driver's license will be suspended, and a fine must be paid. If they follow the order, the matter is dismissed.Of the dozen or so teens who were given the school-bus orders so far, one was ordered to nine weeks of school-bus riding. Another had total driving restrictions for an entire semester, according to the North West Indiana Times."Oh my God, you would have thought I gave her and her mother the death penalty," Jent told the paper.The punishment is legal. The state statute allows a judge to place any violator on probationary conditions, including license suspensions. "
I'm mad and I'm not gonna take it any more. What is with this big "fart wave" we're riding suddenly? It's bad enough living with a farting animal, I don't want to buy a book about one.
So far this week, I've seen a couple books about a
farting dog, I've seen a stuffed farting teddy bear and a "pull my finger" Santa.
Hello? Unless you're a guy, FARTING IN
AND OF ITSELF IS NOT FUNNY. And it certainly isn't reading material.
And I'll tell ya what REALLY isn't funny, when you're in bed with a guy--for the purposes of this story, we'll call him "Mr. G"...and Mr. G farts then holds your
head under the covers. That is SO not funny.
I watched more of that so called "interview" with John Mark Karr, alleged killer of Jon Benet Ramsey, and I don't believe him. Generally when you're trying to access visually remembered images, your eyes usually go up and to the right. His eyes went down on every question he'd answer, then they'd come up again to face the person asking the question.
I canNOT make up my mind about Panic! At the Disco's "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies." I like the music, I like the tempo and Lord knows I've listened to it 95 thousand times, but I can't decide if I like it or not.
I'm undecided because the "singing" is kind of disjointed.
I'm not sure if I like "Under The Influence of Giants" either. I read a review of them in which the person described the song "Mama's Room" as sounding
so disco that all that was missing was the revolving glitter ball. Sorry, but I'm not hearing that at all.
I definitely love Everclear's AM Radio. That one I am sure of.