Wednesday, June 28, 2006

lets get it on

I don't think this should really come as much of a surprise, but Star Jones has left The View.
ABC "decided against renewing her contract."
I knew as soon as Barbara Walters hired Rosie O'Donnell, there was no way Jones would be staying.
Those two would be oil and water.
I guess Walters' was upset by Jones making the announcement on the show yesterday without any warning, so she got
the old heave ho pronto, instead of them waiting till the fall.
In an interview, Barbara Walters said people were turned off by Jones' glitzy wedding and her dramatic weight loss.
I don't think that's true. I think people were turned off by her arrogant and haughty demeanor.
She always acted as if she was entitled simply by virture of the fact that she was "STAR Jones," but more so in recent years.
Let's face it, I've still never forgiven her for being so damn condescending to Debbie Matenopoulos before she got the boot. Maybe now Star knows how it feels.
I will admit Star's looking much PRETTIER now. I don't know whether it's because she lost weight so quickly, but UGH for awhile her face
was gaunt and didn't match her body. Now it seems to have evened out more, I guess because she's not losing weight as rapidly and she looks much better.
MSN has a video of her from yesterday's show, and she looks very pretty in it.

Wooo hooo! A big THANKS to Richard for sending me some fresh porn. Mmmmm mmmmm good! I can feel the multiple orgasms already.
There was even one of South's vids in this shipment that I had never seen. I have to admit though. It's rather difficult to watch him anymore.
It's like watching your brother have sex, BUT I slog my way through it all in the name of .....well, perversion.

I was reading an article on MSN that dealt with preparing your pet for a new baby. It seems like so much work.
This is how we prepared Holly when she came into the family. I said, "These are chew toys," and I showed her the rawhides.
Then I said, "These are NOT chew toys," and I flashed Female & Male Offspring #8 in her face.
Unfortunately, I forgot to do the same thing with the cats, but a few face slashings taught her they didn't make the best of chew toys either.

Ahhh the joys of seeing what I'll be like when I get older. I stopped at my parent's house yesterday afternoon
and my mother was baking muffins. She said, "I know I'm starting late, but I'm making them anyway."
I said, "Late? It's only 4:44! Unless you're going to bed at 6, I wouldn't classify that as 'late'."

I guess when people say that the Universe will keep hitting you over the head with the same situation in different
disguises until you finally learn the lesson and get it right, they ain't a kiddin'. I just got off the phone with a friend of mine
who had been married to an alcoholic for years. She would cry and cry about how horrible her life was with him.
How everything revolved around his alcoholism.
She finally worked up the nerve to divorce him a year ago. She called to tell me she had gotten married again.
Who did she marry? One of her ex-husband's best friends....FROM AA.
Now here's the thing that just stunned me. She told me that one month before they got married, he fell off the wagon, but he's "good now."
I would have thought that might have been a huge red flag, but I guess not.
Sometimes all ya can do is listen...and be extremely grateful for the life you have.

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