Thursday, May 25, 2006

mr rockefeller won't you please pick up the phone

Wow. This is the 5th anniversary of my main site, The World Of Goddess. If I wasn't so bored with it, I'd tear up.

Overtime Hawg gave me a birthday gift. Remember last year when I said I hated it when people I don't particularly like give me gifts? Double that feeling of pissosity this year. She's only doing it so she can ask me to switch days with her and have a clear conscience. Fuck that. Anywho this weekend if HER birthday, so I had to get her a gift. Now here's the thing. On my card, she misspelled my name. FRICKIN' FOUR LETTERS and she spells it incorrectly. This is NOT the first time she's done this. Last night I was filling out her card and I thought, "Yanno, I should misspell HER name and see how SHE likes it." Then I thought, "Do you really want to be that petty? That immature? That childish?" After much thought I realized that yes, I *did* want to be that petty, childish and immature...

C.P. writes: "Congrats on your anniversary, honey. Consider your birthday gift your anniversary gift."
Your generosity is mind boggling, CP.

Why grandma should not be toting a gun...

I have a real problem with the show Video Justice. Last night they showed a LEO being attacked during a traffic stop, then shot and killed with his own gun. Since when did these sorts of thing become "entertainment"?

It's one thing to show video from dash cams or from store cams when the person is wanted and on the loose, but to show someone being murdered over and over again on a television show is sick.

When I saw it, I thought surely the cop survived by the mere fact that they were showing it. When I realized they were showing tape of his murder, I had to turn the show off. It was disgusting and I sincerely hope the man's family wasn't watching.

Ok, it creeps me out to hear Willard Scott call these 100 year old women "very attractive ladies..."
Apparently he'd hit it.

Was it my imagination or did Clay Gaykin look like he wanted to eat that boy up on American Idol when he came out onstage last night?
It was shown on CNN several times and it creeped me out each time. Speaking of Idol, it made the front page of our city newspaper two days in a row now. We can't be worried about that pesky war in Iraq, American has Idol Fever!

SodaPop sends this "Geography of a Woman":
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

BETWEEN 18 AND 20 A WOMAN IS LIKE AFRICA, HALF DISCOVERED, HALF WILD, NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL WITH FERTILE DELTAS.

BETWEEN 21 AND 30 A WOMAN IS LIKE AMERICA, WELL DEVELOPED AND OPEN
TO TRADE ESPECIALLY FOR SOMEONE WITH CASH.

BETWEEN 31 AND 35 SHE IS LIKE INDIA, VERY HOT, RELAXED AND
CONVINCED OF HER OWN BEAUTY.

BETWEEN 36 AND 40 A WOMAN IS LIKE FRANCE. GENTLY AGEING BUT STILL
A WARM AND DESIRABLE PLACE TO VISIT.

BETWEEN 41 AND 50 SHE IS LIKE YUGOSLAVIA, LOST THE WAR-HAUNTED BY PAST MISTAKES. MASSIVE RECONSTRUCTION IS NOW NECESSARY.

BETWEEN 51 AND 60 SHE IS LIKE RUSSIA, VERY WIDE AND BORDERS ARE UN-PATROLLED. THE FRIGID CLIMATE KEEPS PEOPLE AWAY.

BETWEEN 61 AND 70 A WOMAN IS LIKE MONGOLIA, WITH A GLORIOUS AND
ALL CONQUERING PAST BUT ALAS, NO FUTURE.

AFTER 70 THEY BECOME AFGHANISTAN. ALMOST EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE IT IS, BUT NO ONE WANTS TO GO THERE.


GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

BETWEEN 15 AND 70 A MAN IS LIKE IRAQ - RULED BY A DICK

The Catholic Church hasn't learned the one rule of thumb all parents learn as their kids grow up: the more you tell people they can't, the more they want to. The Church told it's followers not to see The DaVinci Code and people are going in droves. Ha. Reminds me of the time they told people not to go see Deep Throat. They were lined up all around the block in my town.

One of my search strings this month was "find and read about vagina" ok if you need to "find" your vagina first,
reading about it might not be your biggest problem ....

I was thinking of blowing (haha couldn't resist) all of my birthday wad (wad?! bwahahaha...hot damn, I'm horny) on
STRAIGHT cop porn, but I'm not so sure there even IS such a thing. But I'm
emailing Jack Lawrence to find out. He's pretty hott looking. I could definitely get into watching him bang
some chick while he's wearing his uni...

In his latest tape, Osama Bin Laden says that Zacarias Moussoui was NOT involved in
any of the 9/11 terrorist activities. So what? Moussoui's a wannbe?? A...GASP....LIAR?! Hey,
if ya can't trust Osama to tell ya the truth, who can ya trust?

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