Friday, May 05, 2006

dont phunk with my heart

After his car accident and subsequential police escort home, Congressman Patrick Kennedy was asked if he received preferential treatment. His response? ""I never asked for any preferential treatment," which wasn't the question at all. Interesting that no sobriety tests were administered and now he's going into rehab. I can honestly say I wouldn't want a Kennedy driving me anywhere. They don't seem to have such good track records...

Is it any wonder we're a nation of chubbies and chubbers? I just saw a
commercial for pizza with macaroni and cheese topping...

Just heard that Anna Nicole might be pregnant. Whoa. I hope the pregnancy doesn't
interfere with her alleged drinking and drugging, but something tells me it won't.

Are you nosy? And have you been dying to find out how much your neighbor's house is worth? Wonder no more. Check out this site. Unfortunately my trailer court wasn't in their data banks yet. Hmm, I wonder why?

Ya know I think my FAVORITE article rejection excuse is this one: "it does not presently meet the needs of our publication." And of course, I feel compelled to email back and say, "Please. Be more vague."

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