Wednesday, May 17, 2006

all thats left of the dreams i hold is a band of gold

I was reading an article about this new "miracle" weight loss drug Alli that is about to become available without a prescription.
Patients who took the drug in clinical trials lost a WHOPPING one pound a month. Hell, cut out soda and
you can lose more than that. As soon as people went off the drug, they gained the weight right back. Apparently the drug absorbs fat, but the problem with those sorts of weight loss products is that they absorb your GOOD fats and fat soluable vitamins,
such as Vita E, Vita A and your EFA's as well. Another bad thing about this sort of pill and things like Chitosan is that the companies who pimp them fool you into thinking you can eat unhealthy fatty foods and still lose weight.
Guess what one of the lovely side effects is? Uncontrollable anal leakage. NO THANKS.
I guess it all boils down to this: at what cost to your health are you willing to be thin?

If I was a guy, I would be really upset at the way print media is portraying my sex at this point in time. The relationship bookshelves are filled with books like, "How To Improve Your Man in Bed," "The Lazy Husband: How to Get Men to Do More Parenting and Housework," ""The Scorecard: How to Fix Your Man in One Year or Less," "Why Men Never Remember and Why Women Never Forget," and apparently "It's Mostly His Fault," was entitled, "Good Husband, Happy Wife: For Women Who Are Fed Up and The Men Who Love Them." If I didn't know better, I'd think guys were bumbling idiots who couldn't get anything right.

LOL....I love this "letter" Ghostrider (he's a cop) posted on his blog:
Dear Dumbass,
In the future if you're going to almost run down a pedestrian crossing the street in a crosswalk, be sure it's not a uniformed police officer on his way into the office. Should the off chance that it does occur again, don't hit your brakes and hesitate before speeding off, giving the officer a clear unobstructed view of your license plate.
Sincerely, Ofc. Bobby
Won't he be surprised when he opens that plain looking envelope and that citation falls into his lap!" Now *that* is hella funny.

Wow. Oprah really gives girlfriend Gayle King some hard hitting assignments, doesn't she? One time Gayle was off in search
of the perfect hamburger and today she was off in search of the perfect cake. Next up for Gayle? Solve the Middle East Crisis ORRRRRRRR
find the most dee-licious tater tots in the whole world!

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