Tuesday, April 18, 2006

if you're happy and you know it eat some cake

I joined a couple Yahoo groups concerning cops...yep, still trying to pimp out my HottCops blogspot where ever I can. In the one group I joined, the guy stated that he was one of only three men who were cops and became porn actors. So I checked out his site and he had his resume on it. First of all, that struck me as odd and comical at the same time. I mean, not like porn directors give a flying fart about where
you worked previously to dropping trou, and not like a degree is really necessary to screw on camera.
"I don't give a shit how hot he is, if he doesn't have a bachelor's degree in fine arts, I WON'T HAVE HIM ON MY SET!!"
Crazy as he is, I can almost hear JimmyD saying something like that.
The second thing that made me giggle was the fact that it was his actual business resume, not an acting resume.
If I hear the words "resume" and "porn site," I want to read something like "can do four women
at a time and not get winded," or "took 5 month course in cunnlinigus, final grade A+," not "valedictorian of my high school graduating class."

Here's a very interesting sensory test to take. It takes about ten minutes and I won't tell
you MY score because I don't want you guys to be ashamed of YOUR score. Yeah, that's why.

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