Sunday, March 19, 2006

this is the sound it's time to get down

Ya know what grabs my ass besides Mr. G? I have an MSN spaces blog, 2 Google Blogspots and a Live Journal blog.
Yet what am I constantly getting group and friend invites for? Frickin' My Space! The one place I DON'T have a blog.

South writes: "OK lets get it right
It aint a "cane"
it is a "pimpin stick"
I guess I must bow to your pimping expertise, but I think it depends on the age of the pimp. If dude is 65 or older, it's a CANE.

Well the leprechaun traps were trapping Stupid Cat. Twice. Sigh.
Not to worry. We released her to roam free among her own kind...the unintelligent.
The offspring were greatly disappointed that they didn't catch any leprechauns, but I think I made them feel
a lot better when I explained that Stupid Cat probably ate them.
The offspring are already busy trying to decide which Easter crafts they want to make. I suggested an Easter Bunny
trap. Hey, rabbit would make a great snack for Stupid Cat.
Of course, Male Offspring #5 immediately suggested a depiction of the Last Supper using jelly beans.
Yes, I'm sure Jesus would appreciate having a purple jelly bean for a head.

Good grief, what were the Dallas Cowboys thinking when they picked up Terrell Owens for $25 million plus a $5 million dollar signing bonus?
This is the same guy who stomped all over the Cowboy's logo at Texas Stadium a few years ago! If his football career ends, we know that Terrell can always carve out a career in porn. You can be rude and insulting and get taken right back "into the fold" there, too.

Dang. Free HBO this weekend, and aside from boxing for Mr. G, there's not a doggone thing I'm interested in. I was toying with watching/taping "Million Dollar Baby" and "Because of Winn Dixie," but I don't know if I will. Hell, it's either that or Scooby Doo. Sigh. The movie choices suck. You'd think they'd offer free weekends when they had something really GOOD on to lure new viewers.

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