Being the good mother that I am, I sent the offspring, along with Mr G and a bottle of Extra Strength Tylenol to church. The Tylenol is for Mr G and anyone sitting in a six pew range of the him and the offspring. I send them to church FAITHFULLY because I don't want MY sweeties going to Hell......I need somebody on the "other" side pulling for me.....and because I need the peace and quiet to update.
Thanks to Eric for sending me the link to this interesting story.
Who ever thought porn would be someone's saving grace? Usually chicks
wait until they get out of the biz before they start making these sorts of wild claims.
And Bugzz sent me the link to this site that she assures me is hilarious. I don't know I"m still on dial up. But I do have it bookmarked for next week and in the meantime, you guys can enjoy it. It took five minutes for the first Valentine to open for me.
I have to make a correction to my Hott Cop Awards list.
Somewhere along the line I KNOW I gave the award to Officer Jeff Harper from Vegas and Officer Anthony Maldonado from Fort Worth, Texas, but I went back through my journals and I can't find them. So I"m giving them Goddess' Hott Cop O'The Week award this week to make up for that. Officer Harper's segment was re-shown last night again anyway, so now is as good a time as any. I'm sure they'll both sleep much better tonight knowing I've made up for the oversight. I don't know if Officer Harper is married or has any kids, but he'll be a good dad if he does. Each time he started to ask a question, he'd back up and add, "Now I'm only going to ask this one time.."
Always good to cut off their options right from the start.
As I'm sure most of you know by now, the Olympics are FINALLY over. Thank God!! That was the longest three weeks of my life. We sat through the closing ceremony yesterday afternoon and I must say, if you ever make it to Turin, Italy they have the BEST cotton candy at their Olympic concession stands. Eh, the candy apples=mushy. Sigh. AFter the ceremony was over we loaded up the car and drove home. The traffic on the way home from Italy, well we won't even go there. I made a few wrong turns in Austria and Poland...oy, what a mess.
I came home to find that not only did DISH raise their rates $3 yet again, but the fuckers made it RETROACTIVE to February. So I circled yesterday's date on the calendar and when we find something cheaper, and I tell DISH to shove their crappy service up their ass, I'm requesting that they make my refund retroactive to February 18th because that's when I WANTED to dump their sorry asses.
I didn't mention this before, but it's a good thing I'm not a superstitious woman. Mr. G's wedding band split in half on Valentine's Day. Sigh. He had a 1/2 size piece added several years ago and the jewelers told us it would be weaker at that spot because they cut the ring to add the piece. It kept getting thinner and thinner and finally it split. They want to add a half shank, which would cost $110 but I've found a few really nice NEW bands--some 18 k, ours was 14k-- for under $100, so I think we're just going to get him a new one instead of fixing the old one. Our original wedding bands had like a leaf design with small ribbing and while his has the bigger leaf design all the smaller ribbing has been rubbed smooth. Mine still has all the original ribbing in it. If anybody knows a good site on the internet for this sort of stuff, lemme know please.