Tuesday, December 27, 2005

son of a gun gonna have some fun on the bayou

Well it was fun while it lasted. Between the two of us, Mr. G and I got $200 for Christmas.
His car broke down on the way home from work Christmas Eve, and it cost $245 to fix. Sigh.
And while I am grateful we had the money to begin with, it would have been nice to spend some of it.

I discovered quite by accident that UPN is showing South Park eps every night around 11 p.m. I thought only
Comedy Central ran SP. Maybe I'll get to see some of the old eps I missed. Seems like CC shows the same ones
over and over.

Today I received this heartwarming email that I HAD to share with you:

My name is Mrs.Jennifer Wilson, I am a dying woman who had decided to
donate what I have to you. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer
about 2 years ago,immediately after the death of my husband, who had left me
everything he worked for.
I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my
late husband to the you for the good work of God,rather than allow my
relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds
ungodly.I have asked God to forgive me all my sins and i believe he has
because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation,and i pray
that i survive the operation.
I have decided to WILL/donate the sum of $1,500,000(One million five
hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and to help the
motherless,less privileged and also for the assistance of the widows.
At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls, due to the fact that
my relatives are around me and i have been restricted by my doctor from
taking telephone calls because i deserve all thee rest i can
get.Presently,I have informed my lawyer about my decision in WILLING
this fund to you.
I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and
please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Kindly
Contact my lawyer through this email address
walterbbb@netscape.net if you are interested,so that he can arrange the
release of the funds ($1,500,000.00) to you.I know I have never met you but I
have been directed to do this by God,and i hope you act sincerely.
NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until
the task is accomplished,as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last
wish, due to the fact that i do not want relatives or family
members standing in the way of my last wish. Love, Mrs.Jennifer Wilson.
Let us discuss Jennifer's heartwarming, touching letter. First of all, I can only assume she found me through my website.
Based on said website, she wants to give me 1.5 million dollars. Praise be Jebus. Finally someone sees that
The World of Goddess is all about doing the Lord's work. About fucking time.
I mean "Praise the Lord!" with all that money I shall feel like I have been born again!!
Secondly I think it's wonderful that Jennifer is willing to screw over her entire family to give her money
to me, said total stranger. God forbid her relatives should squander the money on unGodly whores and porn. So much better
to give that money to me so I can spend it on Godly whores and porn. (da best kind!!) And maybe I can buy myself
a few hunky cops. Oh, and of course, I'll toss a couple bucks to the less privileged. That way they'll be able
to afford a better class of whores and porn.
Last but certainly not least, I want to extend my heartfelt thanks to Mrs. Jennifer Wilson. Because of her, I will soon be able
to afford to supplement some hard working cop's income by paying him to eat muh pussy. Trust me, I will give him
plenty of overtime opportunities. I'm just that kind hearted.
While he's "busy," I shall think of Jennifer and generous gesture, and lift my voice
in prayer saying, "OH GOD!! OOOOOOH GOD!"

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