It's that time of year again, kids. That time of year when the leaves change colors, the air gets nippy and AVN pretends that coming up with nominations for their awards is almost as difficult and time consuming as drafting the Iraqi constitution. They have a picture of a huge pile of vids on their blog, along with the comment, "And that's just the mountain of discs we went through today." Give up the melodrama, people. You're not going off to war. You're not finding a cure for cancer. You're sitting on your asses watching sex videos all day.If that's too taxing for ya, I believe the Dairy Queen is hiring.
Zal writes: "Mother Theresa? What a bitch she was..."
Tempt the fates, Zal. I'm tellin' ya. Nobody will even notice.
Forbes listed Elvis as the #1 money maker, who is also deceased. Second on the list was Chaz Schultz and third was Whitney Houston. Oops. My bad. She's not dead. It's just her career that's long since D.O.A.
Oh UCK. A woman in Frederica, Delaware hung herself, but passerbys mistook
her for a Halloween decoration. Her body was suspended 15 feet off the ground and in clear view of passing traffic, but people thought it was a Halloween prank.
Oh puhleeze. George Takei, also known as Sulu from Star Trek has come out as homosexual.
And the entire world yawned.....
The dude is like 68 years old. Who gives a fuck? Besides, I don't want to think about some old dude having butt sex. On the subject of his gayosity, Sulu says, ""The world has changed from when I was a young teen feeling ashamed for being gay...." Then why the HELL did ya wait 68 years to tell everyone?? I can only reiterate what I said earlier...who gives a fuck?
Yet another idiotic "study." And this one took eight years to complete. Must have been idiots conducting the study, too. Anywho, they've decided that good looking men have a better chance in winning an election over average looking men. Earth shattering, isn't it?