Monday, October 03, 2005

it's like i'm running from you all the time

Goddess' Cute Cop O'The Week Award goes to *drum roll please*:
Officer Dave Kile of the Portland, Oregon PD and Officer John ? of the same PD, who
was also in the same ep. Thanks Court TV for making a point to cover up the names.

I know what I shall be dressed as for Halloween. I'm going
as desperate trailer trash--like there's any other kind.
But for those of you in dire need of a costume,
Curious sends this frightening suggestion.
Ya know, I'm so glad it says WHO that is,
because I would have just guessed some unattractive slob, with a 50's do.
Keith sends this joke: Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful
and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers. Incredibly drunk, walking home they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to
squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they
proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said "These damn girl nights have got to stop. I'm starting to
suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
in her crack that said "From all of us at the Police Station. We'll never
forget you."

Alex informs me that the new season of South Park begins on October 19th.
Let's just hope it begins funnier than it ended last year.
I still haven't seen the last episode of Reno 911. I thought I had it taped after some
COPS eps, but I can't find it anywhere, and I keep looking for it on the schedule,
but I haven't seen a re-run yet. Their season went SO FAST. I couldn't believe
they showed 12-14 eps. It seemed like about 6.

I've officially had it with some of these internet sites. I'm tired of having to register
my entire freaking life history just to read a five line story or take a test. Hell it's easier to hand over an ovary. You can't even comment on MSN blogs unless you have a hotmail account. That's stupid. You can comment on LJ and Blogger, and you don't have to have an account. You just use the anonymous feature. Same deal with My Space. Somebody sent me their url and I had to do all this freaking registering and I NEVER got to their site anyway! After about the third page of info, I quit.

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