Saturday, October 22, 2005

confession on a dance floor

Gawd, I was so bored yesterday afternoon that I
almost watched a Full House mini marathon.

There's a Jumbone commercial currently running that features a bulldog.
All I can say is that dog must have really bad teeth. It shows him gnawing on a
Jumbone. Pah! Holly can finish one of those suckers off in under three minutes.

CNN anchor Susan Hendricks seriously needs to work on her inappropriate smiling. She had just finished telling the story of Pamela Vitale's murder and when the camera came back to her she had one of those wide "feel good story" smiles on her face. Oy. Robin would NEVER do that!! Robin knows when to flash a smile and when to do the sad "my puppy just died" face.

I was flipping channels Saturday afternoon and saw a few minutes of Hollywood
Squares. Burt Reynolds was the center square. His plastic surgery is so exaggerated that he looks something straight out of Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. Put him and Joan Rivers side by side and you wouldn't be able to tell if they were real dummies or wax dummies. I think people should have plastic surgery if it makes them feel good, but there's such a thing as too much, and Joan and Burt have long since reached the point of no return. Then you have the people getting it who don't even need it. Marie Osmond was so pretty
BEFORE she had botox and a brow lift. Now she just looks permanently surprised.

I also saw a bit of My Fair Brady featuring the guy who played Peter Brady and
his gf Adrienne. In one ep, Chris apparently kissed Jane Weidlein (formerly of the Go Go's) on the mouth. Adrienne went into drama queen mode. As IF lesbo Jane is any threat to her relationship. THEN Adrienne says the funniest thing. During her big pouting scene, she says, "I don't want my grandmother to see him kissing some other woman on the mouth." THIS after Adrienne dressed like a dominatrix and made Chris beg her to paddle him, which he did. Sadly enough.

Chuck Norris, yet another actor who tries to relive his heydays when
he shouldn't. Sure Chuck is fit, he looks good and his toupee is even acceptable, but nobody's buying him flipping a guy over his head and up onto a tree branch, as was shown on the new Walker, Texas Ranger. Total Gym isn't THAT good. I don't care how many hours a day ya use it.Walker needs to pick up his retirement benefits package and move on.

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