Kym writes: "Off Perez is fine!!"
You're preaching to the choir, sister.
Suzanne writes: "Dear Goddess, I have an incredibly bad Lab. Just last night while I was watching COPS--yes, I'm a HUGE fan!!--I was distracted by the hot cops and my bad Lab began ripping fibers out of our living room carpet! You are not alone."
See? Somebody *else* with a badddddd Lab. Do you believe the nerve of that dog? I do, especially since I just sent that email to MYSELF!! I mean it, people, BAD LAB LETTERS OR ELSE!!