This morning, South and I were discussing, among other things, getting pregnant from a toilet seat. (One never knows where my conversations will go.) Anywho, I know people pooh pooh this, but you CAN get pregnant from a toilet seat. That is exactly how I got pregnant with Female Offsprings #3, #5, and #8. Course their respective sperm donors were also on the same toilet seat fucking my brains out but, that's neither here nor there. IT CAN HAPPEN!! SO BE WARNED!!
BTW, in case I haven't said it lately, I AM SO OVER MIKE!