Tuesday, June 21, 2005

don't phunk with my heart

Ok, since soooome people (Hi, Zal) seem to need to know the
THEME of my post, here's the theme of today's post: if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. if life gives you millions of dollars in lottery money, hire somebody to make your frickin' lemonade.
There ya have it. Today's "theme". Are we happy now?

Goddess' Cute CopS O'The Week AwardS go to: Officer Christopher Smith and Officer Brian Miller of the Chatanooga, Tenn Police Department.
They can double team me any day.

WE (Mr. G & I, just to be clear) HAD HOT, PHUNKY SEX LAST NIGHT!!
**insert cheesy porno music here**
Don't know why, but I just felt the urge to shout it
from the rooftop (and from my desktop, too).

While South LOVED my Pam in the ice cube tray idea, he suggests you dab the trays with a bit of Quaker State. The 10W40 grade, of course. Damn. Why didn't I think of that?! The ice cubes would REALLY release neatly with Quaker State.

I was reading an article about brain health and it said that you should challenge your brain daily. I do that all the time. Just yesterday I challenged it to tell me what the hell I drove all the way to Dollar General for. Unfortunately, my brain didn't rise to the challenge until AFTER I finished checking out. Grrrrrrr...

A new study shows that the scent of grapefruit on women
make them seem about six years younger than they really are to men.
It also stated that when men mixed the grapefruit juice with an alcoholic beverage and drank it, the women not only seemed younger, they seemed much more attractive and highly intelligent, too.

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