Female Offspring #1 was rather peeved yesterday about something that happened on her train ride back to Pittsburgh. Seems some Amish folks were also aboard the train and they began singing hymns LOUDLY. FO #1 complained and the train dude moved HER. I guess he figured it was easier moving her than it was getting beaten up by a bunch of irate Amish people. (Do the Amish get irate? I'm not really sure if that's permissible...) BTW, what the HELL were the Amish doing on the train anyway? I thought they shunned the wicked ways of the world and there ain't nothing more wicked than Amtrak.
She should have started rapping. In a situation like that, rap is your best defense. Especially if you're a white gurl who can't carry a tune.