will someone please explain to me....

Why the martian females in Mars Needs Moms were drawn with teeny tiny waists, long legs with what looks like horses hooves as feet and big fat butts/thighs???

I sometimes wonder (and worry) about what goes on in the minds of animators.....

if it stinks like an asshole, chances are it's an asshole

I was reading the article by the second former Mrs Newt and I had to chuckle. let's see, ex wife pt deux was seeing newt when he was still married to ex wife part uno, who he dumped right after finding out she had cancer. 

NOW she's all pissy about his lack of morality and huffy about how he wanted an open marriage and OMG! he dumped her right after finding out she had MS! do ya think any man who dumps his wife in the face of adversity is a STELLAR CANDIDATE for re-marriage in the first place?

if it walks like an asshole and talks like an asshole....and all that. this is a perfect example of karma--what comes around, goes around. i'm sorry but i have little sympathy for this woman and there will come a day when newt gets his. and rightly so.

let us mark this date on the calendar, people

Christina Aguilera is now on her "I love my curvy body" world tour.

Lordy, where's Oprah when ya need her to help spread the word?

This will be followed by her "OMG! I can't believe I was such a fat slob!" world tour after some Hollywood diet people offer her a cool million to 'come to her senses' and loose weight.

why didn't anybody ever tell me...

that marriage is a LOT of work?

And just when you think you can kick back, relax, have 16 kids and gain 50 pounds, along comes MORE WORK!!

Damn Duggars, how do they do it?!

it just wouldn't seem like a New Year if I didn't post this....

EVERY NEW BEGINNING COMES FROM SOME OTHER BEGINNING'S END...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

good job, Macys!

I saw this commercial last and I couldn't stop laughing!

everything that's old is....still old

I am officially an Old. Person. 

It used to be that when the phone rang at 2 am, I'd be terrified that someone was dead because the phone was ringing so late at night. The other night a guy called me at 9:05 p and I said, "OMG, who would be calling this late at night?!" Sigh.